Sunday, December 27, 2009

Things to do when you're bored

1. Have a contest and see who can keep an ice cube in their mouth the longest
2. Stare at somebody until they get uncomfortable and leave the room
3. Dance terribly outside a restaurant. Leave a box in front of you and see who gives you money.
4. Eat like a pig in front of a whole room full of people and don't offer any to anyone else
5. Make something really gross (ex: a devil dog with maple syrup on top and cheez itz crumbled all over it) and offer it to someone. Tell them it's really good and have someone play along and say it's the best thing they ever had. Try and make them feel really guilty until they eat it
6. Play "Fat Slob". You and a few other people say "fat slob" as obnoxiously as you can, and whoever does it best wins
7. Throw pudding and jell-O on your ceiling and see if it sticks. If it stains, try experimenting with different stain removers to see if it comes off
8. Hide behind a chair or couch when an old person gets up to go to the bathroom. When they come back, jump out at them and scream: " The boogey man has come to steal all your prune juice and laxitives!"

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